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The same approach that crème brule is distinct pig rinds, and a Lincoln Town Car is not a pickup truck, so is Barack Obama not George Bush. As a make a difference of fact, one of the reasons Barack Obama is right away President is since hes SO not George Bush. He competence only be the majority UnBushish statesman right away in receive of a Y chromosome with the probable difference of Jerry Brown who doesnt count, since hes an alien.
But the in cold blood dispiriting Gulf Coast Leakage has knocked about America with Jimmy Carters handicapped hang and were feeling as insufficient as a eunuch examination Cinemax at 3am on a Saturday morning; tremor for Daddy to come to the rescue and punch the bad brief in the face. Hence, the media skies have been dark with entreaties for the President to get his spurs on and Cowboy Up in front of we diminutive ones.
Calls have come from the left and the right in whispers and in shouts to do something confidant and equivocate apropos Mister Mission Unaccomplished. Never ease to let a inhabitant predicament mount in the approach of politics, the right has questioned the Presidents strength suggesting the cold open Gulf waters might have caused large shriveling amongst the spillage. Even Spike Lee exhorted him to one time, go off. And what Spike Lee says, goes. Just ask the New York Knicks.
For great or for ill, Obama responded. First by intimating he was furious. And you could discuss it he unequivocally was dissapoint since his face got all frowny- like. Less importance on goal and some-more on endangered contemplation. Then Press Secretary Robert Gibbs spoke of a clenched jaw. Which to be honest, could meant anything. Might have gotten a square of tofu held in his bridgework. Or maybe he was perplexing to fist out the last bit of season in his Juicy Fruit. We dont know.
Finally, Obama was listened to contend we speak to these folks since they potentially have the most appropriate answers, so I know whose boundary to kick. Only he didnt contend butt. He pronounced the A word that rhymes with big mouth bass. Whoa. Dude. Settle. Mister President. Sir. You are most things. But Butt Kicking Chief Executive is not because we hired you. Right right away we need that ease and picked up smartypants whose thought of wild and funny is operative compartment his deodorant scarcely expires. Cooler than the alternative side of the pillow. Penguin tail time.
Dubyah reminded us of an entitled cackling jock giving geeks and nerds two- handed wedgies in the high propagandize bathroom. You, however, are here to learn those dorks how to retire to a case and file themselves prior to reentering the hallway, study tough and removing that pursuit profitable sufficient to spin the wedgie givers dads GM dealership in to a solar row prolongation facility.
You dont need to answer Spike Lees outbursts. What, you going to bottom the unfamiliar process on an brusque acknowledgement by Delroy Lindo? America doesnt need Harrison Ford or The Incredible Hulk drifting out of the load doorway of Air Force One. Not even the Credible Hulk. Look at Congress. We got copiousness of Hulks. Besides, you dont wear the right kind of Butt Kicking Shoes. For that, you need cowboy boots. With those pleasing Italian loafers, a chairman runs the risk of spraining a foot. Or a midterm election.
Will Durst is a domestic comic, syndicated columnist, AM air wave speak show host and invulnerability liability.1 &| _______________________ |
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